soloontherocks:

fashion-runways:

PAOLO SEBASTIAN Couture Spring/Summer 2016

pls stop stealing articles of clothing out of Aphrodite’s personal closet, that’s very rude

thechaipapi:

DAILY REMINDER: ISIS DOES NOT REPRESENT ISLAM

carolxne:

me: *stays hydrated*
me: guys wait fuck wait hold up give me like 2 seconds i gotta piss again

If you ever sent me a message and I didn't respond, there is a 99.99% chance this happened
Me: Hmmm, that's an interesting question. I'll try to find the kind of thoughtful response this deserves while I browse my dashboard.
Me: Haha, you're too big to fit in that cup, kitty.
*A month passes and I become too embarrassed to respond late.*

harley-angel95:

landofjules:

naturallynautical:

dopest-ethiopian:

pineelppa:

theyarenotaboy:

Put this in the MOMA

My life

She’s actually so over life

I didn’t want this to end

this is my entire life I’m 22 and always get mistaken for 16

I’m turning 20 in October, the only thing that stops me looking 11 is having a big bust